(via justbrosthings)
(via confirmance)
when parents tell you to do something and then while you are doing that theY TELL YOU TO DO SOMETHING ELSE LIKE UM HOW DO YOU DO TWO FUCKING THINGS AT ONCE
(via lubricates)
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
(Source: terezisprite2-blog, via lubricates)
Your mcm wears timbs in thE SUMMER
HE WORK CONSTRUCTION
stop shaming men for having jobs!
all of new york in the notes going nuts
(via ruinedchildhood)
everyone should flirt with me as a daily chore it is not optional
(Source: coolruby64, via joshpeck)
*presses clear on calculator 10000000 times just to be sure*
(Source: lilsplanet, via heart)